MiniVan Moms...

Hey you guys...Check it out...You know, if you didn't, now you will, how much I just absolutely despise mothers with 1 + kids in minivans...GRRRRR...So, this morning, I was minding my own business, my own, single-life, little business...DAMN! I was doing my everyday stop-off at Barnes & Noble for Starbucks coffee...As I was walking out, taking my first sip of that nice, rich, hot coffee...I look up, just to see (I WAS ON THE FREAKING SIDEWALK, STILL), this Burgundy Chrysler minivan...It was heading up to me...She was flying...What was she doing? Well, here we go...She was leaning across to do something, on her cell phone, with like a million kids packed into the damn van...What does she do?? Nothing, waves...Keeps on driving...Parks...Unloads her kids...One by one...The whole thing is just really disgusting...I stopped to look...She had no idea...No idea that if she ran me over...I would never have the opportunity to have a minivan with 500 kids packed inside, had she hit me...Not that I would ever drive a damn minivan...Screw that...If I ever have kids, I'm gonna get an SUV...Yeah, I think that kids in SUVs make more sense...If you are gonna hit something...Do it RIGHT! Just kill it...LOL...Not just hurt it...Mothers, If you have to drive minivans, and you have to have your kids in the car, PLEASE, FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL SINGLE PEOPLE, keep you kids in the backseat!!! This whole thing is a jagged pill for me to swallow! Like I said...As if I didn't already have enough reasons to dislike moms in minivans...Damn...