Emergency

Good day to you all!

Man! I have got to get this out in the open. Police Departments SUCK for the most part. I think, first of all, the most common excuse for mistakes surrounding police departments is this: "we are understaffed." Well, MORONS, do what most other people do when in need: MARKET YOUR PROFESSION! Damn, it does not take a group of brain surgeons to figure this one out. When the military is in need, you all of a sudden start to see these eye-catching new billboards, commercials, and they even throw out the occasional catch phrases. The medical field does the same thing. GEEEZZZ!

Ok, by this time you must be asking, what the hell happened? It starts WAY back when, when I would watch re-runs of the Andy Griffith Show. I mean, Barney Fife was a goof (thanks Robb for the new word.) But he had some basic skills, right? Then there was an ex from a LONG time ago, Carlysle. He was a PI, and I saw lots of basic stuff there, too. I have since seen lots and lots of BAD police work. Maybe it's that I hold them to a different expectation, or something, I don't know, but, man, these dudes are something else.

Check this out: About a week or two ago, there was a robbery at a nearby convenience store. After questioning the victims the cops left. Well...there was a stolen vehicle in the parking lot, they never ran the plates til two days later when another concerned citizen questioned the car's presence. What in the HELL? You would think, that the Popo's would have damn ran all the tags of every single vehicle in the parking lot. Nope. Get this...it gets better. You know the concerned citizen I just told you about, that reported the strange vehicle? Well, she called the non-emergency number, they connected her to someone else, they got angry at her and told her she needed to call inspections. Now, she explained the situation well. There were NO holes. She explained AGAIN this was a business, not some residence someone has abandoned cars on...dumb asses. Guess what? The cops finally were convinced they needed to come look at this vehicle...it was stolen from a family from Alabama, who were vacationing in Florida. The car had been there in that parking lot for about two weeks. Dumb asses.

Back to the robbery, the police came and talked to me today b/c I have some possible information. Well, I basically told them the most logical solution to the whole damn thing...do you know, they found that hard to believe? LMAO! I mean, I have someone, who I know was in the area at the time of the crime. Did not have to have his car in the parking lot, fits the physical description perfectly. Dumb asses.

Well, I just don't know about cops. I would like to sing praise to Homewood, AL Police Department. Supposedly, they have 1 cop for every 10 citizens there. Guess what this place reminds me of: Mayberry. Go fuckin figure.